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When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.
Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"
by Klicky Zapata April 26, 2011
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Jan 23 Word of the Day
Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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