1.Stupid drunk.

2.Getting so drunk, you no longer have control of bodily function or, logical thought patterns. Could lead to dropping a duce on your girlfriends livingroom floor or, pissing/vomiting in the corner at restaurants.
"That bitch broke my heart so I pulled The Guadiana"
by Deeeeeeez Nuts February 13, 2013
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