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The Captain’s Surprise

Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)
The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.

“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023
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