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The Cacken!

The sexual act of grouping 8 "large" men with penis' at arms length and having them engulf the female participant in cock.
John- "Bring out the female sacrifice!"
Jerry- "Release the Cacken!"
Girl- "Ahhhhh! It's the Cacken!"
by Dr. Catz PhD December 29, 2010
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BRING OUT THE CRACKEN

The most epic line ever! In which cracken means a huge, man-eating octopus. Used in Pirates of the Caribbean, Clash of the Titans, etc. Can also be used in moments of silence to be later turned into moments of awkward silence.
*silence*
Boy: BRING OUT THE CRACKEN!!!

* awkward silence*
by MelloxHart March 21, 2010
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release the cracken

(referring to the monster in Clash of the Titans) used when a boy, misbehaving sexually, pulls out his hard penis.
she's so hot, i want to Release the Cracken.
by uncle j January 15, 2008
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Release the Cracken

A warning given just prior to a major release of gas. Only to be used in extreme situations in which the sudden loud noise of the flatulence would otherwise frighten the unsuspecting people nearby.
Realizing that this was to be no ordinary fart, Todd made the announcement in his best Scottish accent "Release the Cracken", giving passersby a moment to shield their faces, mouth, nose, ears, etc.
by wpb321 October 8, 2010
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The Cracken

When a girlfriend sweeps away a boy friend from his friends. the girlfriend would be known as The Cracken the boyfriend on the other hand would be known as the sailor.
Jeff: Dude when was the last time you saw nick?

Matt: I don't know man, he's just a poor sailor in the grasps of The Cracken

Jeff: Damn....I never thought he'd become a sailor.
by Thechoseone2233 September 22, 2009
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release the cracken

shouted when you see a woman's crotch when she's not wearing underwear with her miniskirt while sitting down.

Inspired by the quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.
"Oh my God! That chick over there is totally flashing her roast beef to the world! RELEASE THE CRACKEN!"
by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008
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The Cracken

The mythological crack rock believed by the desperate crackhead to be lost but never found
Bill and Ted We're crawling on their Knees Searching for the Cracken as their Bag ran out at6:00 a.m.
by Qbinking January 31, 2025
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