The Cacken! 

The sexual act of grouping 8 "large" men with penis' at arms length and having them engulf the female participant in cock.

John- "Bring out the female sacrifice!"
Jerry- "Release the Cacken!"
Girl- "Ahhhhh! It's the Cacken!"

The Cacken! by Dr. Catz PhD December 29, 2010

BRING OUT THE CRACKEN

The most epic line ever! In which cracken means a huge, man-eating octopus. Used in Pirates of the Caribbean, Clash of the Titans, etc. Can also be used in moments of silence to be later turned into moments of awkward silence.

*silence*
Boy: BRING OUT THE CRACKEN!!!

* awkward silence*

BRING OUT THE CRACKEN by MelloxHart March 21, 2010

release the cracken 

(referring to the monster in Clash of the Titans) used when a boy, misbehaving sexually, pulls out his hard penis.

she's so hot, i want to Release the Cracken.

release the cracken by uncle j January 15, 2008

Release the Cracken 

A warning given just prior to a major release of gas. Only to be used in extreme situations in which the sudden loud noise of the flatulence would otherwise frighten the unsuspecting people nearby.

Realizing that this was to be no ordinary fart, Todd made the announcement in his best Scottish accent "Release the Cracken", giving passersby a moment to shield their faces, mouth, nose, ears, etc.

Release the Cracken by wpb321 October 8, 2010

The Cracken 

When a girlfriend sweeps away a boy friend from his friends. the girlfriend would be known as The Cracken the boyfriend on the other hand would be known as the sailor.

Jeff: Dude when was the last time you saw nick?

Matt: I don't know man, he's just a poor sailor in the grasps of The Cracken

Jeff: Damn....I never thought he'd become a sailor.

The Cracken by Thechoseone2233 September 22, 2009

release the cracken 

shouted when you see a woman's crotch when she's not wearing underwear with her miniskirt while sitting down.

Inspired by the quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.

"Oh my God! That chick over there is totally flashing her roast beef to the world! RELEASE THE CRACKEN!"

release the cracken by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

The Cracken 

The mythological crack rock believed by the desperate crackhead to be lost but never found

Bill and Ted We're crawling on their Knees Searching for the Cracken as their Bag ran out at6:00 a.m.

The Cracken by Qbinking January 31, 2025