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The Bestestt 

Someone who is always there for you and is someone you can just always count on and you love them unconditionally because of the memories and deep secrets you share with them. You can be having the worst day ever, and they'll find some way to cheer you back up. They have super humor, they can make you laugh with the simplest things. You share blonde moments together. If they were to die, you couldn't continue living, and they're the one person you can tell everything to. They're more than best friends, it's undescribeable.
"Omg, you're the bestestt"
"Yeah, no problem, but I'm pretty sure you're the "bestestt""
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The bestest

The most amazing person in the world. Better then people at all the things. Everyone wants to be "the bestest".
Alley is the bestest person in the world.
The bestest by Jill Snappy January 1, 2012

The Bestest

The Bestest is someone who is much more important than others. The Bestest is the number one person and is above everyone else. Everyone wants to be The Bestest.
Alley is The Bestest.
The Bestest by Danny Castro January 2, 2012

The Bestest

The greatest person alive. Good at everything, and kind.
Usama is the bestest: that’s a scientifically proven fact
The Bestest by Kikiki1111 May 31, 2018

the bestest band ever 

The All-American Rejects! DUH!
Peyton:What's the bestest band ever?
Veronica: The All-American Rejects, duh!
Peyton: they are sooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Veronica: I <3 Nick's shoes! And the music too...
Peyton: I know, right?

The bestest ever 

Gerald is the bestest ever, everything he does best
The bestest ever by Wavabr March 15, 2021

the bestest everest

Wayne - you are the bestest everest
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