The Beard Rule

The Beard Rule states simply that the ends of a man's hair shall not reach past the tip of his beard -- or his chin if he has no beard -- or he loses his right to the title "man", and instead must be referred to only as "boy".

"Hey, man, you're violating the Beard Rule. Get a hair cut."

The Beard Rule by Olaf Gjertsen May 13, 2009

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