Guy at waterpark with buddy: "Hey, wanna play the popsicle game?" *sees hot chick* "I feel like a popsicle right now" *sees hotter chick* "Crap this popsicle is melting, must be really hot out." *sees black hot chick* "I'm gunna go get a chocolate popsicle k?"
by ILOVEPOPSICLES November 29, 2009