The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, or, as it's more commonly called, The Curious Incident of the Retard in the Night-Time, involves a teenage retard named Christopher who has autism. The kid has a maniacal tendency to want to kill people, wants to destroy humanity, and hates the colors yellow and black, to the point where he throws tantrums if he has to eat something yellow or black (as an aside- I'd like to tie the motherfucker down and force-feed him bananas and chocolate until he's cured). He's a whiz at maths (notice the misspelling) and can probably kick your ass at them. Anyway, the book's plot is about some stupid shit about some dog, I mean, retard in the night-time, and some shit happens. Oh yeah, and because the book takes place in Britain, everyone curses all the time; there is literally not a single page in the book without at least 5 curses.

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