Textually Molest

*not to be confused with the term sexually molest.

it's a phrase i started saying to most of the female people online (mainly the ones i talk to alot) to let them know i was going to message them. it can be used in the good way or bad way.

good way: "hey, you mind if i textually molest you for a minute?"

bad way: "you look good there. i'm going to have to textually molest you ;)"

Textually Molest by Jimmy Dallas July 12, 2006

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Textually Molested

A text message that contains someones body part you'd rather not see.

OMG, Joe just sent me a text of his penis!

He just textually molested me!

Textually Molested by Drew Sinclare March 21, 2010

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Textual Molestation

Bothering someone through text

16 NEW MESSAGES: Girl anybody ever tell you, you look ike a forty ounce? Ya cuz you lookin good to me.

Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!

Textual Molestation by Dave Damon July 15, 2015

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

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House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.

What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.

House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

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