the act of placing one's own testicles inside their anus, and thus holding them there
I can barely walk right now because I'm performing a texas hold em
by jbaby69 July 07, 2010
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While a male is fucking a female doggy style, preferably one with little (to no) anal sex experience, he quickly pulls out and slams his cock in her ass then holds on tight for as long as he can.
My girl never played poker before...so i taught her how to play Texas Hold 'Em
by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008
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