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Tesco Ben

An old man above the age of 120 that works at tesco and goes by the name of Ben. No matter his actual age he will always be 120, he is the definition of old no matter how triggered he gets about it. They're always fulltime single dads, proud owner of 24 pairs of crocs, he thinks all feminists are evil.
Hahah thats a right tesco ben that is. Tesco ben is so old!
by emojisrcool69 May 9, 2018
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Benders at Tescos

They are an upcoming group of batty men who love to bend down outside of tescos. Tescos is a cool place in england where all the bri'ish people buy their bo'lls of wa'er and their bu'er you get me famalam
"Hey! Have you seen the Benders at Tescos?! They are so batty!"
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "
by anonymous December 30, 2020
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