A teenage trifecta is composed of 3 things:

1. Teenage Males
2. Marijuana
3. Driving

If two come into play, you will most likely be ok.
If all three are involved, you will be fucked.
Chris: Yo wanna drive now?
Joe: Dude I can't man, we just smoked pot.
Chris: So what man, lets go to BK!
Joe: Yo come on, you gotta follow the teenage trifecta
by The King's Saint January 21, 2010
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