National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019

The Tallest Man on Earth

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.

What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth

by Someone who is pretty tall November 18, 2010

Tablist

A person who rapes tables.

“I spotted a tablist at the furniture store the other day.”

by gravityoccurs October 30, 2020

tallstaffed

Another word for being cock slapped

Bitch wouldnt shut up so I tallstaffed her cross the mouth.

by zeldafan678 December 12, 2009

talviste

an eygptian loaf of bread named after the God that no one has heard of.

mmmmm taste the talviste

by trudyisthebest June 14, 2003

Tallstar

Noble, strong leader of windclan. better cat than Pinestar and better leader than Bramblestar. Nobody tops Tallstar.

"I know Tallstar he will KILL you"

by JimmytheJimster February 4, 2018

Almighty Tallest Purple

On Invader ZIM, one of two leaders of the Irken empire, due to their tallness compared to the rest of the Irken race. Tallest Purple can often be found on board The Massive, the Irken armada's flagship, alongside co-leader Almighty Tallest Red. Both of the Tallest are fond of snacks and store them in The Massive's fuel pods.

Tallest Purple: "Hey, I like snacks!"
Tallest Red: "He likes snacks, Zim!"
ZIM: "I know you do. I know."

by Scary Monkey May 23, 2004