Jim says to Phil: Dude, I saw Tairy Greene in that new movie. Ya know, where he plays a ballet dancer and gets crippled or whatever, and has to work his way back up to being able to dance again. Well anyway, long story short...he was so fucking good, I creamed on the spot as soon as he made his first entra...eeehehhheuugh....oohooooooaaaaggh....fuck...fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuuuhffffff-f-f-f-fuuugaaah............shit. I just did again.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz