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TV University 

A learning institution which advertises on daytime TV. Oftentimes with attempts to display lame lifestyles in order to promote an equally lame lifestyle that can be had with their useless programs. These schools offer programs in areas that do not actually need training to understand.

If you have ever watched Price is Right you know what it is.
Kevin called that TV University, got a free brochure and started an exciting career in medical billing today!!
TV University by BEAST of LV October 2, 2010
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TWUniversity 

TWUniversity is a place where members of TWFanmily go to learn about The Wanted. Classes include Fly Impersonations, Bad dad jokes, Tom Tantrums, Lizard Care and Siva Impressions. Each band member has their own building, where the students stay.
Oh, I've been accepted into TWUniversity, I can't wait!
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