THRUST MAN 

Having the ability to do anything and everything that involves women, sports, academics, bitches, and SEX!!!!!

Guy 1: Man wat happened to you last nite?
Guy 2: Dog, i waz wit home dudes gurl last night, she said i waz the best there was, is, and ever will be, I thrusted that hoe!!!!
Guy 1: Ahhhhhhh, yu'z a THRUST MAN NIGGA!!!

THRUST MAN by Lawrence/Carlos October 13, 2006

Manitoban Thrust 

Pressing your ass against someones face and shitting into their nose

"Yesterday Tess wouldn't shut up so i gave her a Manitoban Thrust."
"Good job man!!!!!"

Manitoban Thrust by Brett Doerksen October 19, 2006

Thrustmaster 

A bloodly fast wanker Could him/her

Stephen a thrustmaster

Thrustmaster by Git hater January 24, 2003

Trust me, I'm an engineer 

when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up

Person 1: "Are you sure it's okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"

Trust me, I'm an engineer by ekim004 June 4, 2016