Swagger Monkey 

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player

person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz

Swagger Monkey by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010

swagger money 

Can be used as an emotional response from an individual and/or a method of explaining the sheer amount of wealth and swag one may have.

"yoooo i'm feeling really swagger money right now"
"my swagger money is immaculate and beyond any possible human comprehension."

swagger money by zennno January 11, 2021

swagger money morgz

a person who owns a frog bucket hat and they have a plant obsession. they are VERY swag and can save drowning people. they also hate toddlers and babies or anyone younger than them. they will bop bop you if you do something bad 👺

person 1: she’s so swagger money morgz, i could never
person 2: what does that mean??
person 1: basically the swaggest human being alive, so not you 🥰

swagger money morgz by cinnamontoastcrunchies October 22, 2020

Monkey Shagger

chad

Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎

Monkey Shagger by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019