Swagger Monkey

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player

person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz

Swagger Monkey by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010

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swagger money

Can be used as an emotional response from an individual and/or a method of explaining the sheer amount of wealth and swag one may have.

"yoooo i'm feeling really swagger money right now"
"my swagger money is immaculate and beyond any possible human comprehension."

swagger money by zennno January 11, 2021

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swagger money morgz

a person who owns a frog bucket hat and they have a plant obsession. they are VERY swag and can save drowning people. they also hate toddlers and babies or anyone younger than them. they will bop bop you if you do something bad 👺

person 1: she’s so swagger money morgz, i could never
person 2: what does that mean??
person 1: basically the swaggest human being alive, so not you 🥰

swagger money morgz by cinnamontoastcrunchies October 22, 2020

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Monkey Shagger

chad

Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎

Monkey Shagger by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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