A person who considers themselves to have so much Swag that they start to sell their Swag Points for items of value, usually money.
Dealer: Hay do you want to buy some Swag?
Buyer: How much?
Dealer: 100 Points for £5
Buyer: Not a bad deal... I'll buy 500 Points!
Later...
Buyer: Hay I bought some Swag Points from this Swag Dealer earlier, they were giving a good rate too!
Buyer's Friend: I might have to buy some too!
Buyer: How much?
Dealer: 100 Points for £5
Buyer: Not a bad deal... I'll buy 500 Points!
Later...
Buyer: Hay I bought some Swag Points from this Swag Dealer earlier, they were giving a good rate too!
Buyer's Friend: I might have to buy some too!
by dehman April 9, 2013
person 1 : ugh you're so mf swag
person 2 : fr you're literally a swag dealer
person 3 : i am, i am.
person 2 : fr you're literally a swag dealer
person 3 : i am, i am.
by kaliuchisismywife March 9, 2021