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Surround Pound

A surround pound is when you have sex with one person, then someone different and finish off the day by having sex with person number one once again in the same day.
I woke up this morning and had sex with my gf before heading off to work. Once I got to work, the ex GF wanted to have lunch at her place which meant a nooner. Once I got home from work, my gf called and came over where we had sex once more to round out a perfect surround pound for the day.
Surround Pound by Prally January 25, 2012
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Surround Pound

Surround Pound

-noun.

1. Pleasure-saturated intercourse, wherein the receiving buttocks, or badonkadonk, is so prodigious as to encompass the sender's anterior torso.
E.g. "Dude, I met this girl with such a fat ass. . . Total surround pound material."

"Found you Miss New Booty! Damn, shorty can get a surround pound."

"Look at that ass. . . ." "Yeah, she could probably give you a surround pound."
Surround Pound by <::Chipper::> August 17, 2009

Surroundsoundtypes 

Surroundsoundtypes are the new and improved stereotype. They usually are beamed into your home on the Television or on the Indernehdt via Myspace or Youtube. Surroundsoundtypes promote racism, knowingly or not, of their own accord in return for large sums of money that they are paid by good old white boy executives. Thus surroundsoundtypes detriment the entire group they belong to by setting a bad example and helping to promote ignorance and insensitivity in general. This differs from stereotypes in which the one who discriminates begets the ignorance, whereas in surroundsoundtypes its all just prepackaged propaganda, like the band "the monkeys".
That puppet Flavor Flav is such a Surroundsoundtypes, he is making suburban white kids believe that all black people are as stupid as he is.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016