Super Glue Girls

Type of girl that attaches to you just like super glue attaches to your skin, this type of girl will not leave you alone a second, she will call, email, sms, mms, fax etc with intervals of 5.2 seconds. She asks “Where are you?”, “What you doing?” (Even if she knows that that is your Dump Time) They want to meet all your friends. They want constantly to “do things together”. You can tell by their impression that they die to take a glimpse at your phone, and they ready to sell their soul to have your email password. You can feel their eyes looking at you on the way to restroom. You have impression that you are always observed, and you start believing that the whole world is a conspiracy.
Removing Super Glue Girls.
Unfortunately the traditional super glue remover will not work on this case; you have to leave some of your skin and more to get rid of them. Thanks to them the whole removing thing is a very painful process.

Ex. 1. (January) Friend 1: I’ve been trying to call you all day, but your phone been off!?
Friend 2: Oh my bad, my phone been dead all day, my super glue girl dried the juice out of the batteries, again!
Friend 1: Oh sorry dude! What the hell she wanted?
Friend 2: Oh she was just wondering were we going to spend the New Year’s Eve!
Ex. 2. Wife: Why that bitch keeps on calling you? I am getting tired of her shit!!! I thought between y’all was over!
Husband: Dear, I swear to God it’s been over since High School. Oh baby, I forgot to tell you, she is one of them super glue girls.

Super Glue Girls by Jules Korku February 1, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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