cock succour 

To help, give aid to or ease the life of a male bird or fowl.

A: I found this crippled bantam on Wansbeck Road and have spent the last 2 months nursing him back to health.

B: What an grandmaster of cock succour you truly are.

cock succour by Lord Grimcock August 5, 2008

pan scourer 

a vagina that is abundant with dry, coarse hair. (also known as brillo fanny)

"hey clemence i cant get this stuff of the pan can you get lauren in with her pan scourer!"

"geoffrey!!! get your hands off my pan scourer this instance"

pan scourer by the vall meister December 8, 2004

Scourer 

The word for when your head hair falls down the back of your trousers and collects in your pants.
Sometimes remains as loose hair, sometimes tangles into a coarse matt of hair, therefore, scourer.
May only be apparent with people with long hair?

DEMoNSCRoWN: Heyo, can you give me a minute to pull out this scourer from my lush crack?
AMY: Eww shank.
DEMoNSRoWN: Hell no! It feels so damn good pulling that string out ma asscheeks. You just feel it slipping out from where it's tangled in ma goodies!

Scourer by DEMoNSCRoWN September 26, 2005

succourless 

A person or thing that provides help

And not to leave me succourless -Anne Bradstreet

succourless by A.f.f.t August 28, 2017

Don't get succored in! 

A cautionary statement dat you tell someone who is being appealed to by a crybaby con-man begging for a handout.

One should always carefully do his research beforehand to determine whether someone who's bawling and blubbering for help actually needs it --- don't get succored in!

Don't get succored in! by QuacksO August 23, 2023