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Successful Poo 

The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.

A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"

or

David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
Successful Poo by NOOTNOOOT July 3, 2011
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Successful Poop 

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.
Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"
Successful Poop by Pompadour... October 30, 2011