Stupid Bitch Disorder

A mentally paralyzing disorder usually afflicting a female coworker. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to, downright stupidity, inability to make rational decisions, possible involvement in sorority life, lack of communication skills, exuding premenstrual attitudes 97.5% of the month, mildly attractive (but not really), complete absence of driving abilities, and a few months from realizing she needs AA.

1) I feel so sorry for Emily, she has Stupid Bitch Disorder.

2) Friend 1: She is such a BITCH!

Friend 2: Yea, I think she has SBD.

3) I don't want to hear about your SBD, just do your fucking job... correctly this time.

Stupid Bitch Disorder by NicksADick July 30, 2010

Stupid bitch disorder (sbd) 

Also known as sbd, the signs of this disorder are
1. Owns a hydroflask
2.overly obsesses with turtles
3.says: an I oop sksksksksk
4. Extremely bitchy and annoying
please note that men can contract this this horrid disorder, they are possibly homosexual

“*drops hydroflask on purpose*

AN I OOP SKSKSK OMG STOP USING PLASTIC”
Victim with Stupid bitch disorder (sbd)-2019

Stupid bitch disorder (sbd) by recreatethehocaustwitvscogirls September 7, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008