Stretchy 8

When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.

"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!

Stretchy 8 by wildcatavm2 September 2, 2011

stretchy 

it can mean anything. like legit anything in the world. put it in any sentence to describe anything.

"urggg i have a math test" -jermy placenta
"eww thts stretchy. i hate math" -ginlly

or...

"wow i loveee your outfit!! whered u get it??" -holly
"thanks! ik its stretchy, i got it at this stretchy store that im not going to reveal the name of!" -gina

:)

stretchy by ginlly March 15, 2010

stretchy foreskin 

A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.

Dan says to Gavin

Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."

Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."

stretchy foreskin by Dr. Docking April 22, 2018

Stretchy Roger 

A sexual act in which a male or female takes the vagina of a female and stretches it out with both hands. The full "Stretchy Roger" would be to complete the act of stretching the vagina over your head like a hat.

Man, I can't believe Billy and Emily pulled off a Stretchy Roger last night.

Stretchy Roger by 1Mudkip88 December 9, 2010

Stretchy-Pants 

Pants needed if you eat too much food.

If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.

Stretchy-Pants by Jelly_XX April 4, 2023

stretchy balls 

The act of sprawling oneself across a couch or sofa, while draping one leg across the back - causing a stretching of the scrotum and testicles. Usually done by the male gender, but equally possible for a woman sporting and displaying her cameltoe - the term applies to both genders equally.

Stop doing stretchy balls - I want to sit there.

stretchy balls by Googles January 12, 2004

Stretchy 

Highly capable of stretching easily without breaking or hurting, like flexible but not

- Yo fam, I can touch my toes when I’m stretching

- hahah g you’re so stretchy

Stretchy by StretchyLad May 31, 2018