Stretchy 8

When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.

"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!

by wildcatavm2 September 2, 2011

stretchy

it can mean anything. like legit anything in the world. put it in any sentence to describe anything.

"urggg i have a math test" -jermy placenta
"eww thts stretchy. i hate math" -ginlly

or...

"wow i loveee your outfit!! whered u get it??" -holly
"thanks! ik its stretchy, i got it at this stretchy store that im not going to reveal the name of!" -gina

:)

by ginlly March 15, 2010

stretchy foreskin

A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.

Dan says to Gavin

Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."

Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."

by Dr. Docking April 22, 2018

Stretchy Roger

A sexual act in which a male or female takes the vagina of a female and stretches it out with both hands. The full "Stretchy Roger" would be to complete the act of stretching the vagina over your head like a hat.

Man, I can't believe Billy and Emily pulled off a Stretchy Roger last night.

by 1Mudkip88 December 9, 2010

Stretchy-Pants

Pants needed if you eat too much food.

If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.

by Jelly_XX April 4, 2023

stretchy balls

The act of sprawling oneself across a couch or sofa, while draping one leg across the back - causing a stretching of the scrotum and testicles. Usually done by the male gender, but equally possible for a woman sporting and displaying her cameltoe - the term applies to both genders equally.

Stop doing stretchy balls - I want to sit there.

by Googles January 12, 2004

Stretchy

Highly capable of stretching easily without breaking or hurting, like flexible but not

- Yo fam, I can touch my toes when I’m stretching

- hahah g you’re so stretchy

by StretchyLad May 31, 2018