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Stolen bike 

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.
The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC
Stolen bike by sdkhgas April 19, 2006

Stolen bike 

most of the time its a BMX bike with the crappiest spray paint job, usually one color (flat black or bright white). Not to be a racist but they are usually if not always ridden by a teenage black or latino kid
Guy 1: Man! I just got my bike jacked!
Guy 2: Thats funny, cuz i just saw sum black kid riding your bike with a shitty black paint job!
Stolen bike by DaFuzz April 22, 2005

Black guy stole my bike 

There was this weird coincidence on google where searching "white guy stole my bike" would give you "Did you mean: Black guy stole my bike?"
Searching: White guy stole my bike

Did you mean Black guy stole my bike?

Nigga Stole My Bike 

What you yell out when a black man steals your bicycle. Made popular by the many YTMND.com pages based on it.

See also: nsmb
:bike is stolen:
What the fuck? NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!
:chases him while cheap midi plays:

Nigga Stole My Bike 

The Real Meaning:

A YTMND fad that does NOT come from "Hate It or Love It", but really from the classic NES game "Punch Out" (might be called Mike Tyson's Punch Out).

Nigga stole my bike features an animated character, who's name is Nigga. As seen in many YTMND sites, Nigga is caught stealing more than bikes.
He has stolen the following:

(Nigga Stole My Bike)....

Katamari
Conan O'Byrant's bike
steed (in medieval times)
Phone
broadband
Ocarina
Nigga Stole My Bike by Jeph da 5'9 November 8, 2006

That nigga stole my bike

A nigga Who stole your bike
Nigga: oooh dat a nice bike d'ere

person: that nigga stole my bike
That nigga stole my bike by Red Scott December 24, 2021

Nigga Stole My Bike 

The appropriate exclamation to use after a colored person or persons has stolen your bicycle.
(Colored gentleman takes the bicycle out of the white gentleman's hands)
White gentleman: Nigga Stole My Bike!
Colored gentleman: So long, old chap!
Nigga Stole My Bike by iamdehpwnx4r December 6, 2007
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