Stockhomo Syndrome

The unconscious assimilation of camp mannerisms as a consequence of spending time with gay friends or engaging with gay culture.

"Brett spent the whole weekend watching re-runs of Will and Grace and suddenly he's obsessed with telling me which celebrities are in the closet."

"Sounds like a case of Stockhomo Syndrome."

Stockhomo Syndrome by adysmallheath October 3, 2011

Stockholm Syndrome 

You might know it as the popular song by One Direction but it is a real syndrome.
Stockholm syndrome is a syndrome that is gained during being kidnapped. You begin to gain positive feelings for that person usually of the opposite sex. The main reason for obtaining Stockholm Syndrome is the kidnapper telling the captor that they will no kill them or if they feed them on a regular basis.

The captor begins to feel grateful and think of them as a good person or even start to gain feelings for their kidnapper not wanting to be rescued.

When they are rescued they talk about their captor as good or even loving person.

Belle from 'Beauty and The Beast' is said to have Stockholm Syndrome.

person 1, "Look at that girl on the TV, she just got rescued from that awful man."
person 2, "Whats's she saying?"
person 1, "That he was a great person. But he kidnapped her!"

Stockholm Syndrome by Daisy Tomlinson January 14, 2017

Stockhold Syndrome 

This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.

Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.

Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!

Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.

Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!

Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.

Stockhold Syndrome by Dusty Knuckles March 26, 2021

Stockholm Syndrome 

When a person has been in IKEA so long the items there actually start to look good.

Dude, I think you have Stockholm Syndrome. You've been staring at that Fillsta for an hour.

Stockholm Syndrome by Henry Spencer September 24, 2010

Stockholm Syndrome 

Stockholm syndrome is when you are kidnapped and are able to befriend/fall in love with your kidnapper.

Why are you even looking this up?

"I fell in love with a guy who kidnapped me because I have Stockholm Syndrome."

Stockholm Syndrome by MusicLovingRaccoon January 2, 2019

stockholm syndrome 

In 1973 a group of Swedes held hostage in a vault during a bank robbery for six days grew attached to their captors.

1-to develop or have compassion or sympathy for one's abductor
2-to grow attached to or grow to like a person, place, or thing one was forced to put up with

Today it is used as psychological term to analyze mental patients who have been abused,tortured,kidnapped,etc. and many other situations

1-After many failed attempts to escape, the woman quit trying because she had developed Stockholm Syndrome for her captor.

2-Even though the toddler didn't like his new toy, he developed a Stockholm Syndrome for it.

stockholm syndrome by Adam April 10, 2004

Bibby Stockholm Syndrome 

Like Stockholm Syndrome, but more affordable to the UK taxpayer.

Cost to the State further reduced by the confirmed presence of Legionella. All being well the same ought to reduce (in the most permanent way) those suffering with Bobby Stockholm Syndrome by c. 10%.

Prime Minister: ‘How can we sell Bibby Stockholm Syndrome to the base?’

Home Secretary: ‘Simple! Unlike that woke nonsense “Stockholm Syndrome”, Bibby Stockholm Syndrome has a 10% chance of resulting in the genuine death of the captive!’

Prime Minister: ‘You’ve done it again!’

Bibby Stockholm Syndrome by PsyduckPsays August 15, 2023