Stinky Sailor Share definition Flag When a guy jizzes on a girls face so it looks like she has a white beard and then takes a crap on her shoulder and names it polly. Did you hear that John gave Brianna a stinky sailor before she went to college? Stinky Sailor by W3 December 31, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Stinky Sailor mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch