Steam'd

A unique condition in which you've acquired so many amazing games from awesome Steam sales that you can't decide which one to play at any given time; and some times don't end up playing anything.

"Man, I just picked up 15 more games after that last Steam sale, I don't even know where to start!! As if I didn't already have 200+ games to beat. I'm so steam'd..."

by UniQueLyEviL March 28, 2015

Steam Deck

Much like Nintendo Switch but better and made by Valve.

It runs Arch Linux so it must be good. Everyone who uses it can legally say i use arch, btw. You can also install Microsoft Windows on it, although doing so is a federal crime because it offends Linux users.

- Did you buy the Steam Deck?
- Fuck, the website crashed. I guess I'll just have to buy for double the price from scalpers.

by an urban kitten August 10, 2021

Steam Drop

When you sneak into the bathroom and take a wicked foul shit while a friend, housemate or family member is taking a hot, steamy shower. Upon dropping the aromatic deuce, do not flush and leave. The aromatic vapors will begin to permeate the shower steam rendering the showerer unable to escape the vile and putrid stench.

Roger returned to the dorm after class and found his dorm mate showering. Knowing he had pinned up quite the rancid beer shit from the party the night before, Roger did a steam drop. Within a few minutes, Roger could her cursing and violent retching from the restroom.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015

Steam Deck Air

The hot air that blows out of a Steam Deck once you play a game with performance that is high for the portable device.

This will happen very frequently, and the allure of the hot Steam Deck Air can be very compelling. Most times you will let it blow on your face like a mini air dryer, or in more known cases, inhale it. It is unknown what the effects are of frequent inhalation of Steam Deck Air.

Holly: So like… does your Steam Deck always have a fan running loudly?

Quinton: Yeah, it’s pretty common for a portable device that plays very demanding games. *aggressively inhales the Steam Deck Air*

Holly: What the fuck are you doing?

Quinton: I can’t get enough of this shit. You want a whiff?

by Chuds McGee October 14, 2022

Steam Drama

When a person, generally somebody on your Steam friends list but not limited to it, takes to the activity feed and has a complete mental meltdown by posting bat-shit crazy nonsense that sees them ranting and raving and frothing at the mouth like a complete lunatic. As the nucleus of this toxic person starts to implode they will try to bring other well-meaning Steam friends into the implosion. Steam Drama often results in said crazy person being removed and blocked on most people's friends lists who happen to share the person causing all the drama.

Ceph totally lost his shit last night on Steam and posted the most toxic bs ever thereby causing the Steam drama to end all Steam drama. I advise you stay away from this poisonous queen.

by Sleeperparadise January 3, 2017

Steam Dog

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the shower. The heated shower water creates an eerie mist (steam) hence creating a perfect camouflage for the act.

This widely used work has been derived from the saying "to blow some steam" - Steam Dog takes this saying to a new level.

My mum caught me having a steam dog.

a Steam Dog is the perfect way to get lost in the moment, like imaging yourself on the set of ghost.

by noodleluca February 23, 2011

Tallahassee Steam Driver

The act of pouring alcohol into a woman's vagina, shaking her, and drinking the resulting liquid in the form of a shot.
Can be known as the TSD

My girlfriend was down for a Tallahassee Steam Driver, but I didn't want to drink that shit.

Dude I did the Tallahassee Steam Driver last night, and I am still puking from drinking that shit.

Home Slice, I gave my ho a TSD, but it gave me a STD.

by E- Mez and P- Mack January 5, 2008