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The potentially disastrous medical condition which can be sustained as a consequence of a mishap during intercourse in a vertical (standing) position when the male participant is attempting to support the weight of the female participant while she is mounted on his penis.

This technique should only be undertaken when the weight ratio is substantially in favour of the male participant, and the female participant MUST link her hands behind her partner’s neck as a ‘failsafe’.
Doctor: “Right Nurse, what seems to be the problem with this gentleman? He seems in a state of some distress.”

Nurse: “I’m afraid he seems to have sustained a standing snapcock - I’ve asked one of the Counsellors to come to the ward.”

Doctor: “Poor bastard - I only hope it was worth it.”

Nurse: “Well, it was for me....”
by Katie4eyes November 22, 2017
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