Staleman Bendova is the greatest person to ever exist, haters call him stale, but is an immortal compared to every other person. Perfect in every way shape or form. The mere presence of him makes other "stale".
Ben: Man staleman bendova, you stale as fuck.
Staleman Bendova: stop getting triggered, you are just jealous.
Staleman Bendova: stop getting triggered, you are just jealous.
by JuanEliseoCordova November 30, 2016
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