squancher

One who enjoys squanching i.e.erotic asfixiation in a closet

Self explanatory squancher = squancher

by Bofadeeznuttz January 8, 2018

SQUATCHELLA

An above averged sized female, in denial her man is cheating on her. Hobbies include trapping men with pregnancies, only having boy babies though desperately wanting a girl, pathological lying and saying she lives in the country while living in the city. Copies other people's hobbies and decor sometimes baby names. Claims to be wealthy although nearing eviction. Lies about mom being a molester.

Damn dude, squatchella told me she is pregnant again

No way didn't she say her man got a vasectomy?

She said his dick was so big they couldn't complete it.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall August 28, 2018

squanchulation

Squanchulation can be anything and can happen at anytime in any given place in the universe.

Nigga 1: Dude, I can feel the squanchulation around me

Nigga 2: Nigga, what the fuck is you talking about

by Icansuckaniggadick September 30, 2020

squanchee

When your in a siting position and liquid shit starts to pour out your ass all over your ass cheeks. And you are unable to stop it very bad

Oh no man what's happening AHHHHH. Oh man that sucks looks like u fell victim to a squanchee.

by IIV KURO VII May 3, 2022

squanched

Beyond fucked up. One may become chronosynclastic infundibulum.

Person 1: I just took 10 dabs off the rig
Person 2: Are you feelin squanched yet?

by atrueintellectual November 28, 2018

Squanchasorisrex

The biggest possible form of a squanch

Everyone in Nickelback is a Squanchasorisrex

by BryDak October 27, 2008

squanckers

squeezed hanging titties

damn look at those squanckers...

by RPbrownsville February 20, 2012