Spring Wood

The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.

- Hey man, isn't springtime great?

- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...

Spring Wood by M.C.T. April 27, 2011

Springdoodle 

A very high Spring Elf who is usually looks like an iron ingot

Me - How is that high elf doing?
You - Man that Springdoodle is high AF

Springdoodle by ZoiWeiMai November 19, 2020

springhood 

A gay word used by people who live in sprinfield, New Jersey. Used fro referring to springfield as "ghetto" which its no where close but justr a bunch of jews

Ed: Yo lets go to springfield!
Bobby: U mean springhood?
Ed: Ur gay!

springhood by Edward Blicharz December 12, 2008

[springwood]

the hometown of bogans, bogan central.

lol, wearing a flanny, you look like you just came from springwood.

[springwood] by eylieee.xo January 18, 2009

Springwood conversation 

A term used to describe small talk

The couple next to us were having a springwood conversation

Springwood conversation by Gmak7515 June 30, 2018

Springwood Ranch 

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.

Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.

Springwood Ranch by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022

woody string 

Similar to a pull string, a woody string is where a reaction if created when a string is pulled, such as in the 3D animated film Toy Story with the popular character voiced by Tom Hanks, Woody.

Girl: owe you pulled my hair

Abusive boyfriend:that’s so funny, every time I pull it you make a noise, it’s like woody string

woody string by Serenathewhore May 6, 2019