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Sport Rack 

Term used to describe a fit woman who still has natural perky & full breasts. Originally the brand-name of an automobile attachment used to carry extreme sports accessories, it can be used as an adjective, noun or nickname. Often used as an endearing term or compliment to a special lady friend that is in good shape but has not lost her 'upper-deck'.

A true sport-rack should retain some of the qualities of it's genesis so that when 'equipment' is placed on the 'rack' it does not fall off.
I always date fitness instructors that have exercised their boobs into oblivion, would love to find a good Sport Rack someday.

My canoe keeps getting scuffed on the ground, I need a better sport rack.
Sport Rack by Gramalamadingdong August 30, 2013
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69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack 

Two women, 69 position, Motorboating each others boobs
69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack. Two women motorboating each other in the 69 position
v. To Sporrack is to perform a well-executred thwack
I succeeded in the snooker tournament, I sporracked every shot!
sporrack by Bryan of Corby May 15, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026