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Cougar Spooger
One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.
Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.
Cougar Spooger by Jibba22 August 16, 2008
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spooger • spoogey • spookery • spoogerboob • spoogerifc • Spoogeyman • spoonery • stoogery • Cosby Sploogery • Cougar Spooger
spooger
spoogerifc
spoogerifc by mike January 6, 2004
spookery
actions, often of an unethical or immoral nature, typically carried out by the African American population
spookery by DrSteveBrule PHD October 4, 2011
Cosby Sploogery
Dark, discolerd looking splooge that kind of looks like Bill Cosby, commonly related to a bladder infection.
"I gott go to the docter, last night i cosby splooged"
"Cosby Sploogery is most commonly found in men over 50"
"Cosby Sploogery is most commonly found in men over 50"
Cosby Sploogery by Monday Tuesday Wensday 1234567 February 6, 2010
next level stoogery
A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.
Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.
next level stoogery by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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