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Cougar Spooger 

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.
Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.
Cougar Spooger by Jibba22 August 16, 2008
one who constantly masturbates cause they cant get the real thing
lt. johnson is a spooger
spooger by reno April 21, 2005

spoogerifc 

Jeremy Braun's mom was spoogerific last night.
spoogerifc by mike January 6, 2004
actions, often of an unethical or immoral nature, typically carried out by the African American population
Little Tommy is likely to get arrested for partaking in that spookery.
spookery by DrSteveBrule PHD October 4, 2011

Cosby Sploogery 

Dark, discolerd looking splooge that kind of looks like Bill Cosby, commonly related to a bladder infection.
"I gott go to the docter, last night i cosby splooged"

"Cosby Sploogery is most commonly found in men over 50"

next level stoogery 

A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.
Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.