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Cougar Spooger
One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.
Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.
Cougar Spooger by Jibba22 August 16, 2008
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spooger • spoogey • spookery • spoogerboob • spoogerifc • Spoogeyman • spoonery • stoogery • Cosby Sploogery • Cougar Spooger
spooger
spoogerifc
spoogerifc by mike January 6, 2004
spookery
actions, often of an unethical or immoral nature, typically carried out by the African American population
spookery by DrSteveBrule PHD October 4, 2011
Cosby Sploogery
Dark, discolerd looking splooge that kind of looks like Bill Cosby, commonly related to a bladder infection.
"I gott go to the docter, last night i cosby splooged"
"Cosby Sploogery is most commonly found in men over 50"
"Cosby Sploogery is most commonly found in men over 50"
Cosby Sploogery by Monday Tuesday Wensday 1234567 February 6, 2010
next level stoogery
A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.
Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.
next level stoogery by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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