Splurge Monkey 

Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!

"You are, like, such a splurge monkey Vikki Pollard"

Splurge Monkey by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005

spluge monkey 

Is someone who has a fetish of playing with cum after the act of intercourse, preferably throwing at random passing strangers.

Dude, I was walking home from work and your mom was being a total spluge monkey. I am still cleaning my jacket!

spluge monkey by TheManWhoDefinedSplugeMonkey November 24, 2015