Spits and Splatters 

While in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position, the man pulls out and pretends to ejaculate on the woman's back by spiting on it. And when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. This is usually followed by a "what now, bitch!?" and uncontrollable laughter.

Dude, I totally went Spits and Splatters on that chick last night! Her face AND back was covered in my bodily fluid! Hell yeah!

Spits and Splatters by CoolBlue91 August 7, 2011

shits and splatters 

diarrhea in reference to the old game shoots and ladders

"man last night i played a mad game of shits and splatters"

"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"

shits and splatters by rvp December 28, 2008