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Spectrumism (Cognitive Sciences)

A model of the mind proposing that cognitive faculties like memory, attention, and rationality are not discrete modules but continuous, overlapping functions. It suggests that the line between a "normal" brain and a "disordered" brain is a matter of degree, not kind. For example, the difference between focused attention and ADHD is not a switch but a dial. Everyone falls somewhere on the spectrums of autistic traits, anxiety, and neuroticism.
Spectrumism (Cognitive Sciences) Example:
"I'm not 'a little bit OCD' because I like my desk organized. But Spectrumism acknowledges that my need for order and someone with a clinical diagnosis are on the same spectrum of 'orderliness behavior,' just at very different intensities. It's not binary."
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Spectralism (Cognitive Sciences)

A framework for understanding the mind that focuses on the role of non-conscious, implicit, and "ghostly" processes in shaping thought and behavior. It suggests that consciousness is just the brightly lit stage, while the real action happens in the wings—the vast network of heuristics, embodied memories, priming effects, and cognitive biases that operate below the threshold of awareness. A decision to buy a car isn't a rational choice; it's the culmination of a thousand spectral influences: the smell of your dad's old car, a half-remembered ad, the feeling of the seat fabric.
Spectralism (Cognitive Sciences) Example:
"I thought I chose this soda because I like the taste. But according to Spectralism, my 'choice' was just the final output of a ghost parliament in my brain, where a spectral brand memory from a Super Bowl ad ten years ago was the majority whip."

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026