A man tells his friend, "On my way home from work today I saw a guy get sawed in half by a subway train. His guts shot out everywhere. It's like they were spring-loaded. I can't stop seeing the image in my head."

"Spantzo," he friend replies.

"Yes," the man answers. "Spantzo."

1. What a royal spantzo, she thought to herself.

2. The spantzo in Iraq – as well as Afghanistan - was a drain on the US economy for several decades.
3. Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' is pure spantzo.

"Spantzo!" he shouted while watching any Roger Corman production.

"Spantzo!" he shouted while watching any Troma feature.

"Spantzo!" he shouted with great glee as the head explodes in Scanners.