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Spanky Panky 

The casually aggressive form of intimacy, sometimes practiced in public, between two people that enjoy rough sexual play. Including but not limited to slapping, grabbing, hair pulling and spanking. From the Latin phrase "Hankus Pankus" which means hand job wrestling. Related term: Hanky Panky.
"My girlfriend and I were taking part in some spanky panky behind the baseball diamond after school."
"Take it down a notch kids, I can hear your spanky panky from downstairs. "
"If we keep going with this spanky panky, your going to have to beat me up and sit on my face."
Spanky Panky by Jeffy Douglass March 21, 2017
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Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.
VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanky panky spanky 

Uh oh we start sweating. I’m feeling good. Next thing I tell her is hanky panky spanky. She said what. I said hanky panky spanky bitch. She flips over and says do whatever you want daddy.
Damn that girl let me hanky panky spanky her ass last night.

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

Sanky Panky 

Male sex worker from the Caribbean. He solicits on beaches and bars.

also: Sanky
Wanda went on vacation to the Dominican Republic and met a Sanky Panky that made her have the time of her life.
Sanky Panky by eitigere July 23, 2010

Shanky Panky 

The act of stabbing a woman in her vagina with a sharpened object, such as a toothbrush
Man 1: "Yo, I gave Becky the shanky panky last night."
Man 2: "What did you use?"
Man 1: "Your toothbrush."
Man 2: "I hate you."
Shanky Panky by Eat_my_dick_asaurus December 15, 2017

STANKY PANKY 

condition that exists when an individual is wiping his/her ass and the index finger crashes through the toilet paper, usually on purpose.
i was chasing space angel around the other night and she wouldn't give it up. i ended up going to sartori's, taking a dump and getting a stanky panky.
STANKY PANKY by charmin boy July 30, 2009