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Spank Mag

When a dude jacks off, he either watches some porn/magazines or he looks at his spank mag.

a spank mag is like all these visions in your head of hot action you've seen, or people you know or have seen that you can totally picture naked or in some sort of sexual fantasy and this is what you choke your chicken too.

every guy's done it but this is the actual word for it

spank mag is commonly used if you see a hot chick you yell "SPANK MAG!" this means u can totally picture this chick naked and totally wanna wack to it
"Dude, i was checkin out my spank mag last night and your mom was in it bro, and she was totally suckin my wang..."

(hot chick walks by) "Dude, this chick is TOTALLY goin in my spank mag."
by alecisaplaya March 5, 2009
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skank magnet

A guy who attracts skanky girls
by bewdyboy April 25, 2007
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A guy who manages to pick up more skanks than the normal skank -meister.
John's really turned into a super conducting skank magnet. He took three skanks with him when he left the bar last night.
by jb_35m April 5, 2008
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Magic Skank Fairys

What the link is between you and your drink
I rubbed my beer bottle really hard, and Magic Skank Fairys came out!
by KandTJ November 20, 2009
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