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Spacetime-Probability Engineering

The ambitious practice of designing systems, structures, or interventions that function across probability branches, ensuring that your bridge stands not just in this timeline, but in all timelines where physics is roughly the same. Spacetime-probability engineers must account for the fact that their designs exist in a superposition of states until observed, making traditional quality assurance a nightmare. The field is particularly concerned with "probability fatigue"—the tendency of materials to wear out faster in branches where they're used more heavily—and "branch resonance," where failures in one timeline can propagate to others if you're not careful.
Spacetime-Probability Engineering *Example: "She was a spacetime-probability engineer who designed a bridge that was mathematically proven to stand in 99.9% of all possible probability branches. Unfortunately, the 0.1% included the branch where a rogue wave hit at exactly the wrong angle, and also the branch where someone forgot to tighten a critical bolt. The bridge stood, but she still worried about the bolts in other dimensions, where she was presumably explaining herself to an investigation committee."*
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Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions Engineering

The practice of designing systems with desired initial conditions, or modifying existing systems by altering their starting points—a discipline that exists at the edge of possibility. In 6D engineering, you don't just design the system; you design its origins. You specify the initial parameters that will unfold through spacetime and probability into the outcomes you want. This is what parents do when they try to give their children the right start—they're 6D engineers, shaping initial conditions (genes through selection, environment through choice) in hopes of favorable outcomes. It's what founders do when they set up a company's culture from day one—they're engineering initial conditions that will shape everything that follows. 6D engineering recognizes that the most powerful intervention is at the beginning; after that, you're just managing unfoldings.
Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions Engineering Example: "She applied 6D engineering to her new project, obsessing over initial conditions—the right team, the right tools, the right first task. She knew that once the project started, its trajectory would be largely determined by where it began. Her colleagues thought she was overthinking; she was just engineering the start. The project succeeded, as initial conditions predicted."
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026