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Spacetime-Probability Engineering

The ambitious practice of designing systems, structures, or interventions that function across probability branches, ensuring that your bridge stands not just in this timeline, but in all timelines where physics is roughly the same. Spacetime-probability engineers must account for the fact that their designs exist in a superposition of states until observed, making traditional quality assurance a nightmare. The field is particularly concerned with "probability fatigue"—the tendency of materials to wear out faster in branches where they're used more heavily—and "branch resonance," where failures in one timeline can propagate to others if you're not careful.
Spacetime-Probability Engineering *Example: "She was a spacetime-probability engineer who designed a bridge that was mathematically proven to stand in 99.9% of all possible probability branches. Unfortunately, the 0.1% included the branch where a rogue wave hit at exactly the wrong angle, and also the branch where someone forgot to tighten a critical bolt. The bridge stood, but she still worried about the bolts in other dimensions, where she was presumably explaining herself to an investigation committee."*
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Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions Engineering

The practice of designing systems with desired initial conditions, or modifying existing systems by altering their starting points—a discipline that exists at the edge of possibility. In 6D engineering, you don't just design the system; you design its origins. You specify the initial parameters that will unfold through spacetime and probability into the outcomes you want. This is what parents do when they try to give their children the right start—they're 6D engineers, shaping initial conditions (genes through selection, environment through choice) in hopes of favorable outcomes. It's what founders do when they set up a company's culture from day one—they're engineering initial conditions that will shape everything that follows. 6D engineering recognizes that the most powerful intervention is at the beginning; after that, you're just managing unfoldings.
Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions Engineering Example: "She applied 6D engineering to her new project, obsessing over initial conditions—the right team, the right tools, the right first task. She knew that once the project started, its trajectory would be largely determined by where it began. Her colleagues thought she was overthinking; she was just engineering the start. The project succeeded, as initial conditions predicted."
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026