Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual

A person (Be they Straight, Gay, Lesbian, or Other) who will sleep with either sex just so they can have a sofa to sleep on (i.e. A roof over their head).

Reason for the definition and term Sofa sexual, Sofasexual is. I observed a guy once who swore up and down he was gay, But a week later I saw him hanging all over a girl (acting all boyfriend girlfriend like with her), just so he could have a sofa to sleep on.

Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual by Roadiesteve February 5, 2010

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sofisexual

someone inlove with sofi

me: i am sofisexual
person: who is sofi

sofisexual by ballfondeler July 7, 2021

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solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

solasexual by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

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Sonasexual

Sexual attraction to someone based on their voice alone, or sexual attraction to a voice itself. Formed of the root "sona" meaning "sound" or "intonation" with "sexual" meaning forming a sexual attraction to.

Person 1: "I absolutely love Peter Serafinowicz's voice! It's so amazing I'd want to bang him just to hear what it's like."
Person 2: "Sounds like you're a sonasexual."

Sonasexual by Bluelfears July 1, 2018