Sock Toast 

n 1. Same as sexual intercourse

Thingie = sock.
You-know-what = toaster.
Sock+toaster = Sock toast.

On the other hand, two socks = a pair of socks and two toasters = toasters.

Popularized by the fantastic fanfiction My Immortal.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Sock... into... toaster?"

"SOCK TOAST?"

Oh yeah, they were having sock toast all night long.

I think it's time for me and Brad to eat sock toast.

Sock Toast by I Puke Glitter January 5, 2011

never put a sock in a toaster 

If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet

Must never put a sock in a toaster.

never put a sock in a toaster by TheOnlyBrofessor May 6, 2016