Sneaky Sanchez 

When a person surreptitiously gives their sexual partner a dirty sanchez by giving himself a dirty sanchez in secret and then kissing their unknowing partner thus applying the sneaky sanchez to their upper lip without them knowing.

Kyle smeared poo across his upper lip before his wife came home from work. Giving her a big kiss as she came through the door he applied the sneaky sanchez.

Sneaky Sanchez by dw6245 January 23, 2009

Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles 

Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.

You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.

When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.

Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles by Jackson Taylor March 31, 2005

sneak attack dirty sanchez 

same as a dirty sanchez except, instead of sticking your finger in her ass, you stick it in your ass to catch her offguard therefore, making it a sneak attack.

My girlfriend hates it when i give her a dirty sanchez so, i hit her with the sneak attack.

sneak attack dirty sanchez by thenek July 14, 2004

sneak attack dirty sanchez 

it is when you and your partner are having anal sex, when upon climaxing, your partner sticks his finger in his own ass and wipes it on your upper lip while your climaxing, therefore "sneaky".

"Oh Bob"

"Oh shit"

sneak attack dirty sanchez by iamgay March 23, 2005