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Snatch Burn 

1: The effect on a penis from entering an unlubricated vagina. It is an extremely painful abrasion on the head of the penis resulting from a woman insisting that you penetrate her before she has confirm that her snatch isn't dehydrated.
2: The unsightly stain left on ones new white Egyptian cotton sheets after vaginal secretions have soaked in.
Todd or Tadd or something preppy like that-"First she gave me horrible snatch burn cause she was in such a hurry to get it in her, then she dripped on my sheets and left a huge snatch burn"
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snatchburglar

Someone who has a bad habit of stealing away ones girl or girlfriend.
Hey, Sean stole away another one of John's prospects, what a snatchburglar.
snatchburglar by nocanizzle January 14, 2008

snatchburglar

A hooligan. Typically of the teenage variety that will abduct, embezzle, or misappropriate any vagina he comes in contact with. A ruffian who steals women from other males. A Thug or a Vandal, whose other objectives include vagina.
Dude what happened to your girlfriend....??? Goddamn Snatchburglars.
snatchburglar by digitaldebris December 13, 2008

Snatchburglar

A hooligan. Typically of the teenage variety that will abduct, embezzle, or misappropriate any vagina he comes in contact with. A ruffian who steals women from other males.
Dude what happened to your girlfriend....??? Goddamn Snatchburglars.
Snatchburglar by Digitaldebris December 14, 2008

Snatchburger 

A Hamburger so nasty that you would rather be eating a heffer's snatchbox.
(not to be confused with Snatchburglar)
Me and the MG-Boyshad a BBQ the other day and 2-litre Coke Bottle brought some snatchburgers to cook.
Snatchburger by MG Boys November 21, 2004

Snatchbarns

A variant on the adjective Taybarns, this word is used to describe females who may not be conventionally beautiful, but due to their clothing or general appearance still cause members of the opposite sex to desperately want copulation with them.
The term can also be symbolised by holding two 'claw-shaped' hands together vertically to produce an 'S' shape.
"That girls ass is properly on show, what a slag!"
"Nah, she's Snatchbarns."
Snatchbarns by irontriangle August 17, 2012
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