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Smurf Berry Smash

So .... you'd have to be in doggy style for this particular move.... 🐶 now... timing here is essential, somewhere within easy reach of you is a blueberry pie (Q. Can it be other flavoured pies) (A. NO!) .... when your really in the rhythm and it's all going smooth you grab the pie, pull out, smash into her anus which in turn will force her to rear her head upwards .... now you have to act fast..... get the pie in front of her... grab her by the back of the head and smash her downwards face first into the pie! Thus completing your smurf berry smash!
by SkidmarkPony November 9, 2016
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