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Smiley Joe

a person who works in a corporate environment constantly flashes the pearly whites everytime you see them. Sales person styled guy....Preferrably bearing treats or trinkets, even free lunch to brown nose and sale ideas. Mid 20s to 30s. Often driving a volvo, audi or small beamer.Always suited and booted to complete his smiley JOE image.
Bob the salesman from the printer company brought in bagels for the office. He really is a smiley Joe.
Smiley Joe by Yahinas June 20, 2012
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a really happy guy; a guy who is happy, usually because he just got a girlfriend.
"Geez, Mark, just because Gina said 'yes' to you asking her out doesn't mean you have to be such a smily joe!"
smily joe by P.R.M.!!! June 21, 2005

Joe Rogan Smile 

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?