Sloth Life

A more superior/senior sloth (Human who has sloth similar sloth likes) who has mastered the skills of being lazy, slow & laid back lifestyle that a sloth does while living in a tree, Someone who is living the sloth life has taken many years to fine-tune the art of doing absolutely nothing but having the appearance that shits getting done. Not a minute goes past where they are in a rush to do something or go somewhere, a senior sloth has very minimal care while he or she kicks back and enjoys life for what very little they feel like doing.

Not anyone live the Sloth Life overnight, there is no book to read or guidance to follow from a teacher.. You will not receive a medal or even reconise it straight away once you’re living the sloth life, but once you are all you need to worry about is where is your next meal coming from & whose bringing it too you.

The List is endless what a sloth can do when living the sloth life but i'm also a sloth so i think thats enough typing for this week.

They look like they're living the sloth life
What do you like it would be like to live the sloth life
When did you start living the sloth life
The Sloth Life is .... uhmmm ... just better than being a sloth.
Senior Sloth is classed as living the Sloth Life

by Sloth Life March 16, 2015

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Slothliness

1) A human being who is proud of their chosen sedimentary lifestyle. Displaying traits of laziness and the ability to sit around for days on end, eating little and doing even less. Their biological clock tends to be set 5-10 hours behind the social norm. You will wait days for a response to any attempts at communication.

2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.

3) A dole bludging bogon.

Your slothliness is getting in the way of your becoming a millionaire.

by Jacoster, Arinar April 3, 2011

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