When three men gangband a dog. First man puts his distorted testicles in the dogsmouth, second goes in the anal cavity and the third goes into the urethra.
Billy, chad, Jacob have my pet Harry a sloppy snoopy.
When one uses one's big toe (right or left should work in an equally fine manner. Just choose your favorite!) to penetrate the anus of his or her partner.
"If Steve really loved me, he'd bake me a long, jagged coconut creme pie until the early hours of the morn', but he's just been passing me the sloopy gilligan for like, two weeks. Guess I'd better kill myself. *raises noose*"
When you take a jackulent in a hamburger bun and leave it in a humid environment for 6 to 9 week until it looks like old clumpy milk. Then put it in the toaster oven and enjoy
The year is 1965 and an almost unknown rock band from Ohio called The McCoys recorded a song called "Hang On Sloopy."
"Hang On Sloopy" was inspired by a woman named Dorothy Sloop who was a native of Steubenville, Ohio. Apparently she had a career as a singer in the 1950's and used the name "Sloopy" as a stage name. Dorothy Sloop passed away in Pass Christian, Mississippi. Her song will long live on in the hearts of people for years to come....
hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on...
"some of these young kids think that Sting and the police ripped off puff daddy with their song "I'll be watching you", same kids that think Sloopy is some kind of freaky sex"
The year is 1965 and an almost unknown rock band from Ohio called The McCoys recorded a song called "Hang On Sloopy."
"Hang On Sloopy" was inspired by a woman named Dorothy Sloop who was a native of Steubenville, Ohio. Apparently she had a career as a singer in the 1950's and used the name "Sloopy" as a stage name. Dorothy Sloop passed away in Pass Christian, Mississippi. Her song will long live on in the hearts of people for years to come....
hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on...
"some of these young kids think that Sting and the police ripped off puff daddy with their song "I'll be watching you", same kids that think Sloopy is some kind of freaky sex"
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.