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sloopy toppy 

When a girl gives you a blowjob really good and there is spit all over her face
"Mary is gonna give me some sloopy toppy tonight"
sloopy toppy by marycary May 29, 2017

sloopy gilligan 

When one uses one's big toe (right or left should work in an equally fine manner. Just choose your favorite!) to penetrate the anus of his or her partner.

Both big toes is called a coconut creme pie.
"If Steve really loved me, he'd bake me a long, jagged coconut creme pie until the early hours of the morn', but he's just been passing me the sloopy gilligan for like, two weeks. Guess I'd better kill myself. *raises noose*"

Sloopy Joe 

When you take a jackulent in a hamburger bun and leave it in a humid environment for 6 to 9 week until it looks like old clumpy milk. Then put it in the toaster oven and enjoy
dude thats not a sloppy joe its my sloopy joe

F**K
Sloopy Joe by Mrr. Friend September 30, 2010
The year is 1965 and an almost unknown rock band from Ohio called The McCoys recorded a song called "Hang On Sloopy."

"Hang On Sloopy" was inspired by a woman named Dorothy Sloop who was a native of Steubenville, Ohio. Apparently she had a career as a singer in the 1950's and used the name "Sloopy" as a stage name. Dorothy Sloop passed away in Pass Christian, Mississippi. Her song will long live on in the hearts of people for years to come....
hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on...

"some of these young kids think that Sting and the police ripped off puff daddy with their song "I'll be watching you", same kids that think Sloopy is some kind of freaky sex"
Sloopy by -Chad August 11, 2005
The year is 1965 and an almost unknown rock band from Ohio called The McCoys recorded a song called "Hang On Sloopy."

"Hang On Sloopy" was inspired by a woman named Dorothy Sloop who was a native of Steubenville, Ohio. Apparently she had a career as a singer in the 1950's and used the name "Sloopy" as a stage name. Dorothy Sloop passed away in Pass Christian, Mississippi. Her song will long live on in the hearts of people for years to come....
hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on...

"some of these young kids think that Sting and the police ripped off puff daddy with their song "I'll be watching you", same kids that think Sloopy is some kind of freaky sex"
Sloopy by -Chad August 11, 2005
The point of being beyond "sloppy" drunk.
Dude: I was so sloppy last night.
Chick: You couldn't speak, you were sloopy last night.
Dude 1: Sloopy McSloop dude.
sloopy by 2Sloopy May 4, 2010