A sneaky assh0le that'll do anything for his own benefits while covering up his tracks and showing that ingenuine smile of brightness
I can't believe that Jake is a slimy bastard! I was sure he was a genuinely nice guy. The dude groped my dog's balls while I was watching him and made an excuse saying that he's totally straight and that he did it because the dog's balls looked like they were itching.
by Coolestk1dontheblock March 1, 2016
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